Sky UK TV Guide

05:00 Brainiac: Science Abuse
Science Vic Reeves tries to create music using rockets, and Jon Tickle carries out an experiment to see if the additive monosodium glutamate really does enhance the taste of foods. Eddie the Eagle joins the madcap team and accepts the Celebrity Day Job Electrocution challenge.

06:00 The Zoo UK
Nature The fairy penguins arrive at their new home and the dirty seal pool gets a clean.

06:30 The Zoo UK
Nature Tim collects some chameleons from Heathrow, while the birth of a baby tapir causes stress for the keepers.

07:00 Lion Man
Nature Daily life at the Zion Wildlife Gardens in New Zealand, where owner Craig Busch runs a sanctuary for lions, tigers and leopards.

07:30 Lion Man
Nature Craig Busch visits the Timbavati Game Reserve in South Africa, where he learns about the history of white lions before going on a tracking expedition to see the beasts in the wild.

08:00 Futurama
Leela's Homeworld
Animation Leela finally learns the truth about her parents and her own identity when she is named Orphan of the Year.

08:30 Futurama
Where the Buggalo Roam
Animation Amy's new boyfriend Kif hopes to impress her parents by retrieving their livestock after the herd is stolen by marauding Martians.

09:00 The Middle
Halloween
Sitcom Brick comes up with an unusual costume idea for Halloween, and when Frankie encourages Mike to get into the spirit of things and wear fancy dress, he has his own ideas of fun. Sue's melancholy mood is lifted when she learns Rev TimTom is back in town.

09:30 Modern Family
Halloween
Sitcom Claire prepares the Dunphy household for Halloween, but the rest of family is less enthusiastic. The spooky goings-on remind Cam of a traumatic childhood experience, and Gloria is upset when Jay and Manny make fun of her accent.

10:00 The Middle
A Birthday Story
Sitcom Frankie and Mike are left speechless when Brick demands to hear the true story about the day he was born, a secret his parents have tried to keep under wraps. Axl faces a dilemma when an attractive new manager at work turns out to be incredibly stupid.

10:30 Modern Family
Chirp
Sitcom Phil is plagued by the bleeping of a broken smoke alarm, and comes to the conclusion that it is saying `you're not a man' to him. Comedy, starring Ty Burrell and Julie Bowen.

11:00 Raising Hope
Family Secrets
Sitcom A box containing videos of Hope's mother arrives from prison, leaving Jimmy facing the dilemma of whether he should allow his daughter to see them. Virginia's insistence that children should be shielded from the truth worries Jimmy, who suspects his parents may have kept things from him.

11:30 Glenn Martin, DDS
Glenn Gary, Glenn Martin
Animation The Martins visit Jackie's ex Gary Ross, a millionaire plastic surgeon in Los Angeles. Glenn is wary of his rival at first, but is soon sucked in by the offer a job and the Beverly Hills lifestyle. With the voice of Gene Simmons.

12:00 Stargate SG-1
Death Knell
Drama Anubis's drones attack the Alpha site where a powerful new weapon is being developed, but Jacob is injured and Carter goes missing with an important part of the prototype. Meanwhile, a growing division between the Jaffa and the Tok'ra becomes apparent and spells trouble for the future of the Alliance.

13:00 Stargate SG-1
Resurrection
Drama The SG-1 team investigates a secret NID laboratory, where it is suspected a determined scientist has used cloning technology to create a Goa'uld-human hybrid. Sci-fi adventure series, starring Richard Dean Anderson and Amanda Tapping.

14:00 Lion Man
Nature Daily life at the Zion Wildlife Gardens in New Zealand, where owner Craig Busch runs a sanctuary for lions, tigers and leopards.

14:30 Lion Man
Nature Craig Busch visits the Timbavati Game Reserve in South Africa, where he learns about the history of white lions before going on a tracking expedition to see the beasts in the wild.

15:00 Oops TV
Comedy Selection of video out-takes, sporting mishaps, home recordings, CCTV footage and internet broadcasts. Narrated by Justin Lee Collins.

15:30 Futurama
Leela's Homeworld
Animation Leela finally learns the truth about her parents and her own identity when she is named Orphan of the Year.

16:00 The Simpsons
The Blue and the Gray
Animation Marge decides to embrace life by copying other middle-aged women and dyeing her hair grey. Homer becomes Moe's official `wing man' in a bid to boost his friend's ailing love life.

16:30 Futurama
Where the Buggalo Roam
Animation Amy's new boyfriend Kif hopes to impress her parents by retrieving their livestock after the herd is stolen by marauding Martians.

17:00 Glenn Martin, DDS
Washington, DC
Animation The family travels to Washington, DC to meet Barack Obama when Courtney wins the trip in an essay competition. Glenn impresses from the outset by saving the President's tooth, earning himself a mention in a presidential address, but his daughter is less than impressed with his attention-seeking antics.

17:30 The Simpsons
All Singing, All Dancing
Animation Homer rents a Western for the family to watch, but is disappointed when it turns out to be a musical, so the family remind him of musical highlights from past episodes. Featuring the guest voice of George Harrison.

18:00 The Simpsons
The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed
Animation Homer heads to Jerusalem with Flanders and his Bible study group, but he is abandoned when he fails to take the trip seriously. Stranded in the desert, he has a hallucination that convinces him he his God's chosen one. With the guest voice of comedian Sacha Baron Cohen.

18:30 The Simpsons
Fraudcast News
Animation Reports of Mr Burns' death in a landslide provoke a media storm as the townsfolk reveal their true feelings about him. Unfortunately, it is not long before he reappears, threatening the freedom of the Press in a bid to control his image.

19:00 Hawaii Five-0
Palekaiko (Paradise)
Drama The team investigates when a young wife claims she and her new husband were abducted from their honeymoon suite.

20:00 Martina Cole's The Runaway
Drama Desrae takes Cathy under her wing following a close shave with an attacker, and advises her to lie low in Soho, where the teenager meets the policeman who helped her escape her mother. Meanwhile, Eamonn tries to get back into Dixon's good books, but a reunion with Cathy results in a chain of events that forces him to leave the country. Drama, starring Joanna Vanderham and Jack O'Connell.

21:00 House
Painless
Drama The team treats a man who suffers constant pain, and Thirteen receives help from Foreman while taking part in his Huntington's disease clinical trial.

22:00 NCIS: Los Angeles
Enemy Within
Drama The team investigates when a navy intelligence commander responsible for tracking the movements of a Venezuelan politician disappears. Concerned the abduction may lead to a future assassination attempt, the special agents race to find the missing officer, while protecting the foreign dignitary's life.

23:00 Customs UK
Documentary A passenger at Bristol airport is caught smuggling cigarettes and admits to doing it for more than 10 years, and a suspicious bag is seized at Gatwick with £55,000 worth of cannabis inside. Plus, the crew of the fast cutter Searcher investigates mysterious pot-markers off the Cornish coast.

23:30 Road Wars
Documentary Chris and Simon arrest a biker who is armed with nunchucks, and Charlie and Ruffy pursue a boy racer. Meanwhile, pensioners cause problems on the road, and shopkeepers in America fight back against would-be thieves.