Sky UK TV Guide

06:00 Teleshopping
Interests Teleshopping.

09:00 Frasier
Travels with Martin
Sitcom American sitcom about a radio psychiatrist. Frasier, Niles, Martin and Daphne go on an outrageous road trip which nearly leads to disaster for the latter.

09:30 Frasier
Author, Author
Sitcom American sitcom about a radio psychiatrist. Frasier and his brother Niles decide to write a book, but brotherly love quickly disappears during the collaborative process.

10:00 MASH
Deal Me Out
Sitcom Classic comedy about the antics of a mobile army surgical hospital unit. The 4077th and friends convene for their weekly medical conference, also known as a poker game.

10:30 MASH
Officers Only
Sitcom Classic comedy about the antics of a mobile army surgical hospital unit. After Hawkeye saves General Mitchell's son, the General has an officers' club installed.

11:00 The King of Queens
Queasy Rider
Sitcom US sitcom about a working-class man making what he can of family life. Doug acquires a motorbike against Carrie's wishes, so she takes up smoking to get her revenge.

11:30 The King of Queens
Female Problems
Sitcom Sitcom about a working man making what he can of family life. Doug becomes jealous when Carrie and their new neighbour hit it off.

12:00 Scrubs
My Student
Sitcom American hospital sitcom. The interns are given the chance to supervise their own medical students. Elliot's is rude and annoying, JD's is eerily like him and Turk's fancies Dr Cox.

12:30 Scrubs
My Tuscaloosa Heart
Sitcom American hospital sitcom. Dr Cox's romance with Kristin heats up, and Elliot becomes obsessed with an old song that seems to have Dr Kelso's voice on it.

13:00 Two and a Half Men
Smell the Umbrella Stand
Sitcom American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and young nephew move in with him. When Alan gets apprehensive about an upcoming medical procedure, Charlie convinces him to take a trip to Las Vegas.

13:30 Two and a Half Men
Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
Sitcom American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and young nephew move in with him. Judith goes on holiday and leaves Jake in Charlie's hands.

14:00 The King of Queens
Queasy Rider
Sitcom US sitcom about a working-class man making what he can of family life. Doug acquires a motorbike against Carrie's wishes, so she takes up smoking to get her revenge.

14:30 The King of Queens
Female Problems
Sitcom Sitcom about a working man making what he can of family life. Doug becomes jealous when Carrie and their new neighbour hit it off.

15:00 Everybody Loves Raymond
Ray's On TV
Sitcom Sitcom about family life in a chaotic household. Ray is on his best behaviour when he is asked to appear on a sports talk show.

15:30 Everybody Loves Raymond
Father Knows Least
Sitcom Sitcom about family life in a chaotic household. Ray refuses to attend parenting classes, a move that provokes hostility from Debra. But once he learns of the indirect benefits of attending the classes, he decides to take part.

16:00 Two and a Half Men
Smell the Umbrella Stand
Sitcom American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and young nephew move in with him. When Alan gets apprehensive about an upcoming medical procedure, Charlie convinces him to take a trip to Las Vegas.

16:30 Two and a Half Men
Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
Sitcom American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and young nephew move in with him. Judith goes on holiday and leaves Jake in Charlie's hands.

17:00 Scrubs
My Student
Sitcom American hospital sitcom. The interns are given the chance to supervise their own medical students. Elliot's is rude and annoying, JD's is eerily like him and Turk's fancies Dr Cox.

17:30 Scrubs
My Tuscaloosa Heart
Sitcom American hospital sitcom. Dr Cox's romance with Kristin heats up, and Elliot becomes obsessed with an old song that seems to have Dr Kelso's voice on it.

18:00 Everybody Loves Raymond
Ray's On TV
Sitcom Sitcom about family life in a chaotic household. Ray is on his best behaviour when he is asked to appear on a sports talk show.

18:30 Everybody Loves Raymond
Father Knows Least
Sitcom Sitcom about family life in a chaotic household. Ray refuses to attend parenting classes, a move that provokes hostility from Debra. But once he learns of the indirect benefits of attending the classes, he decides to take part.

19:00 Two and a Half Men
Arguments for the Quickie
Sitcom American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and young nephew move in with him. Mia returns to town with her dance troupe and asks Charlie for something very personal.

19:30 Two and a Half Men
That Pistol Packin' Hermaphrodite
Sitcom American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and young nephew move in with him. Charlie and Mia's wedding plans are derailed when their families meet.

20:00 Scrubs
My Student
Sitcom American hospital sitcom. The interns are given the chance to supervise their own medical students. Elliot's is rude and annoying, JD's is eerily like him and Turk's fancies Dr Cox.

20:30 Scrubs
My Tuscaloosa Heart
Sitcom American hospital sitcom. Dr Cox's romance with Kristin heats up, and Elliot becomes obsessed with an old song that seems to have Dr Kelso's voice on it.

21:00 South Park
Animation Comedy animation based in the small backward town of South Park where four young boys have unusual encounters with locals and visitors, with hilarious consequences.

21:30 South Park
The Ungroundable
Animation Animated adult comedy. Fed up with how he is treated by his parents, the eternally innocent Butters embraces the new vampire craze a little too enthusiastically.

22:00 South Park
The Coon
Animation Comedy animation based in the small backward town of South Park where four young boys have unusual encounters with locals and visitors, with hilarious consequences. During times of trouble, a battle of superheroes ensues in South Park.

22:30 South Park
The China Probrem
Animation Adult animated comedy series. As the Beijing Olympics begin, Cartman starts the American Liberation Front to fight the Chinese.

23:00 The Sarah Silverman Programme
Doodie
Sitcom Comedy. Step into the world of Sarah Silverman and her fantastic imagination as she goes about her day with her tolerant sister and geeky neighbours. Sarah and her sister go on their favourite TV show to win money to replace the tombstone on their mother's grave.

23:30 Alan Carr: Tooth Fairy Live
Comedy Award-winning comedian Alan Carr performs in front of a sell-out audience at the Hammersmith Apollo. Carr talks frankly about his childhood and adolescence, having been born into a sporting family. His father was the manager of Northampton Town football club and wanted his son to grow up to be a professional footballer, but Alan's aspirations in life had nothing to do with sport.