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06:00
Beauty and the Geek
Lovelorn Science
Game show The women are given science projects to work on before presenting their findings to experts, and the men are asked to offer romantic advice to listeners on a national radio station.
06:45
Desperate Housewives
Mother Said
Drama Full-scale war erupts between Bree and Edie, while Gabrielle and Carlos discover their new tenant has a dark secret. Susan's mother-in-law Adele Delfino comes to visit. Offbeat drama, starring Marcia Cross and Nicollette Sheridan, with Justine Bateman and Celia Weston.
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07:35
Friends
The One Where Heckles Dies
Sitcom The gang's strange neighbour Mr Heckles dies, bequeathing all his possessions to Rachel and Monica. Meanwhile, Ross and Phoebe have a disagreement about evolution.
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08:00
Supernanny USA
Bowersock Family
Reality Jo Frost visits the home of Jen Bowersock, who is convinced her two daughters hate her and disagrees with her husband's approach to their unruly children, complaining that he often leaves her to deal with them alone.
08:55
Beauty and the Geek
Lovelorn Science
Game show The women are given science projects to work on before presenting their findings to experts, and the men are asked to offer romantic advice to listeners on a national radio station.
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09:55
Friends
The One Where Heckles Dies
Sitcom The gang's strange neighbour Mr Heckles dies, bequeathing all his possessions to Rachel and Monica. Meanwhile, Ross and Phoebe have a disagreement about evolution.
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10:20
Gilmore Girls
To Live and Let Diorama
Drama Old Man Twickum dies and leaves his house to the town, but orders that it should be made a museum for the first two months. Lane thinks Zack is seeing Sophie behind her back.
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| 11:00 |
11:15
Desperate Housewives
Mother Said
Drama Full-scale war erupts between Bree and Edie, while Gabrielle and Carlos discover their new tenant has a dark secret. Susan's mother-in-law Adele Delfino comes to visit. Offbeat drama, starring Marcia Cross and Nicollette Sheridan, with Justine Bateman and Celia Weston.
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| 12:00 |
12:10
Ultimate Big Brother
Reality Highlights from the past 24 hours in the house, as some of the most loved and hated housemates from the show's history face new challenges to be crowned the ultimate contestant.
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| 13:00 |
13:20
Ultimate Big Brother
Live
Reality Coverage of events from the show, as some of the most famous former contestants compete in front of cameras 24 hours a day for two weeks, before one of them is crowned the ultimate Big Brother housemate.
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14:35
Hollyoaks
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Soap The O'Connors prepare to make their mark on the village, with teenager Sinead detailing exactly how she plans to make waves at Hollyoaks High, while her father Rob sets his sights on the role of acting headmaster. Elsewhere, Alistair gives Cindy an incentive to sign the prenuptial agreement, and Steph hands Gilly's engagement ring back when he refuses to accept her grim prognosis.
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15:05
Gilmore Girls
To Live and Let Diorama
Drama Old Man Twickum dies and leaves his house to the town, but orders that it should be made a museum for the first two months. Lane thinks Zack is seeing Sophie behind her back.
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| 16:00 |
16:00
Samantha Who?
The Ex
Sitcom Todd is attracted to Owen's former girlfriend Willow, making Samantha jealous and forcing her to choose between the two men.
16:25
Friends
The One Where Eddie Won't Go
Sitcom Chandler begins to have grave doubts about new flatmate Eddie - just as Joey starts house-hunting. Meanwhile, the girls try to get in touch with their inner selves using a personal empowerment manual for inspiration. Comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc, Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox.
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| 17:00 |
17:00
Friends
The One Where Old Yeller Dies
Sitcom Monica's boyfriend makes a good impression on Chandler and Joey. Phoebe gets a shock while watching a film and Rachel begins to resent Ross planning their future. US comedy, starring Courteney Cox, David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.
17:30
Friends
The One with the Bullies
Sitcom Chandler and Ross face two bullies at Central Perk. Monica decides to have a flutter on the stock market and Phoebe meets a long-lost family member. Comedy, guest starring Giovanni Ribisi (Avatar).
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18:00
Big Brother's Little Brother
Entertainment George Lamb and Emma Willis present the daily programme from the compound, featuring news and access to all areas of the house. The contestants' friends and families discuss how their loved ones are coping and celebrity fans give their opinions on events.
18:30
The Big Bang Theory
The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition
Sitcom Penny feels threatened when another sexy woman, who has landed a role in TV series CSI, moves into the apartment building, but is angered when she senses her friends are being manipulated. Comedy, starring Kaley Cuoco, Valerie Azlynn, Johnny Galecki and Simon Helberg.
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19:00
Hollyoaks
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Soap Cindy agrees to sign Alistair's prenuptial agreement, but a bitter Myra threatens to reveal the truth about how the happy couple were introduced. Meanwhile, Diane's efforts to reconcile with Finn only make matters worse, and Brendan considers taking Ste under his wing after he helps to hide a suspicious parcel.
19:30
Friends
The One Where Eddie Won't Go
Sitcom Chandler begins to have grave doubts about new flatmate Eddie - just as Joey starts house-hunting. Meanwhile, the girls try to get in touch with their inner selves using a personal empowerment manual for inspiration. Comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc, Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox.
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| 20:00 |
20:00
Friends
The One Where Old Yeller Dies
Sitcom Monica's boyfriend makes a good impression on Chandler and Joey. Phoebe gets a shock while watching a film and Rachel begins to resent Ross planning their future. US comedy, starring Courteney Cox, David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.
20:35
Friends
The One with the Bullies
Sitcom Chandler and Ross face two bullies at Central Perk. Monica decides to have a flutter on the stock market and Phoebe meets a long-lost family member. Comedy, guest starring Giovanni Ribisi (Avatar).
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| 21:00 |
21:00
The Big Bang Theory
The Excelsior Acquisition
Sitcom Sheldon misses an opportunity to meet Spiderman creator Stan Lee when he has to go to court for driving through a red light and his anger at the inconvenient timing leads to him being imprisoned. Penny finds out the address of the man behind the superhero and takes Sheldon there - but his troubles with the law have yet to reach their conclusion and the visit does not go as expected.
21:30
How I Met Your Mother
Rabbit or Duck
Sitcom Lily and Marshall arrange for Ted to go on a blind date on Valentine's Day, Robin receives an unwanted surprise from Don, while Barney thinks of an innovative way to get women to call him - by holding up his phone number during the Superbowl.
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| 22:00 |
22:00
Accidentally on Purpose
Back to School
Sitcom Billie attends Zack's school reunion but worries she cannot compete with his ex-girlfriend because of her pregnancy, while Olivia helps Abby sell her miracle youth juice.
22:35
Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Entertainment The comedian chats to Oscar-winning actress Whoopi Goldberg about her role in the West End stage adaptation of Sister Act, and Sex and the City's Kim Cattrall talks about about returning to her home city of Liverpool to star in Antony and Cleopatra. Former X Factor contestants Jedward discuss their new TV show Jedward: Let Loose, and McFly perform their new single Party Girl.
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| 23:00 |
23:25
Important Things with Demetri Martin
Control
Comedy The American stand-up comedian focuses his attention on the theme of control, performing sketches based on court orders, secret agents and bad flatmates. Last in the series.
23:55
The Big Bang Theory
The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition
Sitcom Penny feels threatened when another sexy woman, who has landed a role in TV series CSI, moves into the apartment building, but is angered when she senses her friends are being manipulated. Comedy, starring Kaley Cuoco, Valerie Azlynn, Johnny Galecki and Simon Helberg.
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