Sky UK TV Guide

06:00 Pocoyo
Detective Pocoyo
Animation Elly's doll goes missing, and detective Pocoyo helps solve the mystery.

06:05 Roary the Racing Car
Home Is Where the Hatch Is
Children Breeze takes Roary's place at Silver Hatch for the day, but begins to miss his freedom.

06:15 Thomas & Friends
Emily's Adventure
Animation Emily learns it does not pay to be unkind.

06:30 Chiro
Funny Faces
Children The curious chicks draw scary faces on each other, but frighten Ullala with their fiendish looks.

06:35 Elmo's World
Cats
Animation Mr Noodle pretends to be a cat - and ends up getting chased by Barkley.

06:50 Peppa Pig
Lunch
Animation The family goes to Granny and Grandpa Pig's house for lunch, but George refuses to eat his salad.

06:55 Milkshake Monkey
Glass Blower
Animation The inquisitive Monkey learns tries his hand at glass blowing.

07:00 The WotWots
Floppy Flufties
Animation The two aliens play a guessing game with their fluffy antennae, and visit the zoo to find an animal that might like to join in.

07:10 Rupert Bear
Rupert and the Unusual Birthday
Children The gang organises a birthday party for Edward, but nothing goes according to plan.

07:20 Bert and Ernie's Great Adventures
Heroes
Animation The friends pose as superheroes and search for stolen porridge.

07:30 Roary the Racing Car
Green Eyed Roary
Children Maxi chooses CiCi as his training partner.

07:45 Make Way for Noddy
The Magic Powder
Animation The goblins use a magic powder to make everyone in Toy Town dance uncontrollably.

08:00 Fifi and the Flowertots
Fun at the Fair
Animation The friends create a funfair in the garden.

08:15 Peppa Pig
Pirate Island
Animation Grandpa and Granny Pig take Peppa and the gang on a boat trip to an island.

08:20 Peppa Pig
The Library
Animation Daddy Pig realises he has kept a library book for too long, so the family returns it and finds other books to read.

08:25 Thomas & Friends
Don't Go Back
Animation Diesel challenges Thomas to a race backwards around Sodor.

08:35 Olivia
Olivia and the Babies
Children The youngster practises being a mother with the help of her cat Edwin and dog Perry.

08:50 The Mr Men Show
Night
Animation Mr Stubborn refuses to believe in werewolves, and Mr Lazy is mistaken for an ancient Egyptian mummy during a visit to the museum.

09:00 Little Princess
I Want a Shop
Animation The youngster sets up her own shop.

09:15 The Wright Stuff
Talk show Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show with panellists Tracy-Ann Oberman and Christopher Biggins. This morning's guest is TV presenter Aggie MacKenzie.

10:45 Trisha Goddard
Love, Stop Your Controlling Ways - Or I'm Leaving You for the Landlord
Talk show The presenter steps in to help resolve a problematic relationship, which could end in the couple splitting up.

11:45 CSI: Miami
Double Jeopardy
Drama A man is found not guilty of his missing wife's murder, but the subsequent discovery of her body indicates that a miscarriage of justice may have occurred. As the double jeopardy law prevents him from being tried again, the team investigates new evidence suggesting he may have rehearsed his methods on a previous victim.

12:40 Five News
News and current affairs Round-up of the day's headlines from around the world.

12:45 The Hotel Inspector
Documentary Alex Polizzi heads to the six-bedroom Windsors Hotel in Chertsey, Surrey, where occupancy rates have fallen to 25 per cent. Although impressed by the service and quality of food at breakfast, Alex advises owner Mel White to improve the poor decor, pay more attention to detail and reclassify the business as a guest house.

13:45 Neighbours
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Soap Rebecca's plans for a concert at Charlie's are ruined when Diana pulls rank on her. After Declan points out the effect her actions have had, the American businesswoman proposes a risky solution - forcing Rebecca to contemplate breaking the law to save the event. Meanwhile, Natasha's scheme to get revenge on Andrew backfires.

14:15 CSI: NY
The Deep
Drama The badly decomposed bodies of two scuba divers are found in New York's East River and Hawkes surmises the deaths were caused by asphyxiation. Mac wonders how they could have drowned with full tanks of oxygen still attached, and orders lab tests - which confirm the presence of cyanide. With Gary Sinise, Melina Kanakaredes and Carmine Giovinazzo.

15:10 The Family Recipe
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Food Celebrity chef Anton Mosimann demonstrates how to prepare his favourite family recipes and provides an informal insight into his personal life.

15:15 Sex and Lies in Sin City
Film Conjecture abounds in this patchy TV dramatisation of the controversy surrounding the 1998 death of drug-addicted Las Vegas casino owner Ted Binion. After an apparent overdose becomes a murder investigation, Binion's ex-stripper girlfriend (Mena Suvari) is among the prime suspects. In a flashback-heavy narrative, Matthew Modine creates an emotionally complex Binion, alternating between jovial loudmouth and hard-living brute, as director Peter Medak tries to put together the pieces that led to the alleged homicide. But the frequent moving backwards and forwards in time merely makes an already underdeveloped script feel even less cohesive. Despite all the sex and scandal involved, events lack bite and it's only the solid performances that keep the film afloat.

17:00 Five News
News and current affairs Round-up of the day's headlines from around the world.

17:30 Neighbours
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Soap Rebecca's plans for a concert at Charlie's are ruined when Diana pulls rank on her. After Declan points out the effect her actions have had, the American businesswoman proposes a risky solution - forcing Rebecca to contemplate breaking the law to save the event. Meanwhile, Natasha's scheme to get revenge on Andrew backfires.

18:00 Panda Week with Nigel Marven
Nature The wildlife enthusiast climbs the holy mountain of Emei Shan and encounters naughty macaque monkeys. Then after a hard day trekking, he sets traps overnight to catch small mammals and discovers in the morning that they have been sprung by a mole shrew and a niviventer. More difficult hiking follows, and the teams efforts are finally rewarded with a glimpse of a panda in the wild.

18:25 Live from Studio Five
Talk show Kate Walsh and Jayne Middlemiss host the magazine show featuring location reports, celebrity interviews and showbiz gossip.

19:00 Five News at 7
News and current affairs Round-up of the day's headlines from around the world.

19:30 Escape from Alcatraz
Documentary Historian Saul David chronicles some of the attempts made to flee from the San Francisco island jail, which led to seven people being shot, two drowning and five disappearing, presumed dead. The first hopeful was Joe Bowers in 1936, who tried to climb over the fence. A year later, Theodore `Sonny Boy' Cole and Ralph Rowe threw rubber from the prison tyre factory off a cliff and jumped down when enough had accumulated, but were killed in the treacherous waters of San Francisco Bay.

20:00 Egypt's Lost Queen
Documentary Part two of two. In the crypts of Cairo's Egyptian Museum, Dr Zahi Hawass and his team examine four corpses they believe could belong to Queen Hatshepsut. After using CT scanning technology to narrow their choices down to two possible bodies, a tooth found in an ancient box provides them with the clue they need to correctly identify which of their mummies belongs to the ancient Egyptian ruler.

21:00 The Shepherd
Film Any film that stars Jean-Claude Van Damme busting heads while his pet rabbit watches can't be all bad. It's just a shame that the bunny vanishes after the opening diner brawl. Released just before JCVD reworked Van Damme's on-screen persona with a postmodern wink, this strictly conventional action thriller takes the star to the US/Mexican boundary where he joins the Border Patrol and tracks down drug-trafficking bad guys. The certifiably silly plot featuring illegal immigrants strapped with suicide bomb vests detracts from the real meat of the movie, the well-choreographed fight sequences and shoot-outs. A stint in a Mexican jail sees Van Damme proving that he's still a hard target, director Isaac Florentine framing the action with an eye for his star's acrobatic ability. British actor Scott Adkins provides solid support as Van Damme's chief adversary, his martial arts prowess something of a surprise for anyone who remembers him from Holby City.

23:00 Britain's Ugliest Models
Documentary Booking agent Coxy visits the Big Girls' Paradise event in London, where he searches for larger-sized models to add to the roster. Marc French hopes to convince Britain's shortest man Mike Henbury to return to showbusiness, and 78-year-old character model Prince Albert wants to become the most pierced man in the world.